- Thank you God for the rains and a fast recovering economy in 2010
- Africa Alliance: For outstanding brokerage service. You see, being a broker is simply about taking an stock/bond buy or sell order and executing at specified price. And offcourse making sure clients get a feeling that you can take care of their funds. AA does this very well.
- Mwai "Roads" Kibaki: Credit where its due. With the exception of the Nai and its environs; the Kakamega to Kisumu and Nyahururu to Nyeri roads; you can now fly to your destination on very good bits of road building. The 8-lane Thika Road, will not resolve the massive jams caused by the fast growing real estate and car consumption from Central, though. Kibaki is no leader but on roads and infrastructure generally, he has done well so far.
- Maina's barber and saloon on Rose Avenue off Ngong Road. Superb haircutting experience...
- Starbus coach hire:- drivers with integrity
- Swimming across Likoni rather than the 3 hours you'll be sweltering in your car while waiting for the ferry to become available
- That all mathree drivers be made aware that they are not driving eels but metal contraptions that can't weave in and out of traffic; block rival mathrees while picking up passengers and overtaking other cars silmultenously.
- HFCK's Makao product. Might be the long-sought solution by the diaspora who fear "additional" costs or even misappropriation of their real estate.
- Kenyan drivers take crash courses (no pun intended) on overtaking. Tailing the car infront and shomokaring now and then will get you involved in a head on crash.
- Uhuru Kenyatta: for dedicated consumption services offered to EABL. Saw him twice and his eyes could light up a dark street in Ahero.
- Daily Nation's "The Truth" blue boards for making sure drivers which little town they are passing through almost everywhere in Kenya
- Mama Kim's cafe in Molo. Clearly, the Nakuru land mess is not the only legacy left behind by Kihika Kimani. Awesome chapatis and tea.
- The "piki piki" phenomena now overtaking the cyclist boda boda phenomena for creating some employment for the youth and offering an alternative to those dodgy mathrees. Unfortunately, GoK has noticed the phenomena and is clamping down on their growth (in Ngong, there were 30 piki pikis two years ago, now there are 300).
- Upholding the Harambee spirit: Fund raising by traffic cop and ordinary cops everywhere. The bane of mathree drivers whether they are guilty of misdemenours or not. Private drivers also get caught in the net if they are driving early or late at night.
- Red soil
- South coast over North coast of Mombasa. just classier
- Total for charging Ksh4 more than anyone else for unleaded. Made me discover all sorts of other interesting petrol providers
- Avoid Zain:- The only peeps who actively use it are politicians and businesses.
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Friday, January 01, 2010
Re-commendations....
Monday, November 30, 2009
Happy Jamhuri, Xmas & New Year
Monday, November 23, 2009
Is money-making and Godliness compatable?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
The "too big, please don't fail" banks in Kenya
- KCB: At close of play in September 2009, KCB had a balance sheet of Ksh189bn, which si roughly speaking 27% of Kenya's total budget. It also has around 200 branches, 150 of those in Kenya. Thus its a large employer as well. Its collapse won't be pretty. Remedy: At 13%, its tier 1 capital ratio looks strong for versus some Western banks, but its target should be 20% or more given its host economy.
- Equity: Holds just under 50% of Kenya's banking account population irrespective of the size of their accounts. And has 155 branches (130 of them in Kenya). Its collapse would lead to a severe dislocation SMEs and agriculture for which it serves a significant portion. I see its risk coming from liquidity rather than capital concerns. Remedy: Should be required to hold at least 12% of its assets in form of t-bills and or AAA-rated gilts.
- BBK: At Ksh170bn (June 2009), its also a behemoth in the local economy. Included here because of its corporate client content which would again cripple our economy were it or the parent to collapse. Remedy: As with KCB, probably more suspect to lower capital thresholds and should thus be required to hold at least 15% tier 1 capital ratio at all times.
- Co-op: The banker of co-operative societies and Saccos country-wide. And like Equity, therefore, carries systemic risk for the economy. Has a history of appalling size of bad loans coupled with political inteference. Remedy: Higher liquidity and capital requirements. The broker licence was probably a mistake.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Investment banks should be banned from proprietary trading
- A1 who is the broker. She executes buy and sell orders on behalf of Angukia's clients (corporate, high net worthy and raia).
- B1 is Angukia's proprietary trader. He buys and sells various instruments using Angukia's capital.
- Finally C1 is the investment banker. He advises Angukia's corporate clients on mergers, divestitures, acquisitions, financing and capital raising events (such as rights issues).
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Warren Buffet: invest in what u know & other priceless gems
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Living abroad and investing
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Does universal banking have a future in Kenya?
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Insurance as an investment/saving product
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Giving NSE some bouyancy
- Brokers' embezzlements
- Economy messed up by (a) PEV (b) drought (c) bloated GoK (d) public crowding out private sector
- 2012 and bleak outlook
- Bonds taking up the liquidity
- et al
- Share consolidation: while (i) sharebuy back legal stuff is being sorted out and in any case will probably be too expensive in the medium for any firm to contemplate doing (ii)the cheaper share consolidation is easy to do and will give shareholders, brokers and the firms themselves a consolidated cheaper way of managing the quantity of shares. Safaricom being the share that indirectly started the current bear should kick-off the stage by doing a 10 for 1 share consolidation. This would mean 40 shares if you currently hold 400 and so forth. Equity could then do a 2 for 1.
- Shorting: a hobby horse of mine where the NSE is concerned. It will probably be the single most educative instrument that can be introduced to the NSE. Because it allows an investor to make returns and take a view whether a share is rising or falling, NSE investors will no longer think of shares as endlessly rising investing instruments. Clearly, brokers will also have two more avenues for revenue generation. How about concerns re margins?Initially, the movement when shorting could be limited to a 20% loss at which point the investor would have to come up with the cash to cover his losses.
- Bring up NSSF: UK obviously banned NSSF from new share purchase to facilitate liquidity in the bond market. In the medium and longer term however, its a silly policy to ban one of the deepest pockets in the land from a capital market. An oxymoron if you like.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
What type of CBK governor does Kenya need?
- Control money supply
- Prudential supervision of the banking/financial system
- Patron governors: These are in effect there to support the economic policies of the government of the day. So they'll adopt monetary policy and in some cases, supervisory policy to the govt's economic policies. As an example, in the US we had Greenspan who in support of credit-based economic growth adopted loose banking regulation (even going along witht the idea of awarding self-regulation to some of the larger ibs). In Kenya, we had men like Kortut who was very supportive of the export intiatives that Pattni had come up with or even Mullei who was able to relax the reserve ratio in 2003 so that banks could lend more. In Nigeria, Chukwuma Soludo presided over the introduction of margin lending which indirectly has brought the Nigerian banking system to needing bail-out.
- Clean-up governors: Patron governors with a few exceptions, always create a mess. Guaranteed. Because their policies are not rooted in the basic functions of a central bank, these types of governors wonder into unfamiliar territory which (a) they don't understand (b) can't not then control. Greenspan was talking about cleaning up the mess created by "irrational exburance", but he really didn't know or understand what he was talking about since the scale of the bailout has been huge. Clean up governors therefore have a thankless task of undoing the work of patron governors. Cheserem did this in Kenya in the mid 90s.
- Independent governors: In effect perform the function of a central bank and are thus usually quite unpopular only surviving due to a change of government. Mervyn King has done this to a certain extent. In Kenya, we are yet to see one but urgently need one.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Agriculture food exchange
As this FT article shows, agriculture exchange would resolve two problems that have hampered farmers from growing their farming as a business:
1. Pricing: many farmers especially those dealing in perishable horticulture produce typically rely on rumours on what prices are. An exchange close to home will be able to relay the information much more cheaply
2. Transport: never mind the roads, due to (a) lack of enough cars (b) fuel costs; farmers typically have to shoulder the costs wrought by these two factors thus minimising their returns.
Friday, October 02, 2009
Stockmarkets retrace on the way

After 6 months of almost uninterrupted rise driven by a huge sigh of relief at surviving the largest financial crisis since the South Sea bubble, we may have a retrace shortly. A rise of 60% seems overdone given rising unemployment; budget deficits which suggest that while the economies are recovering, the recovery is not going to be anywhere as fast or as strong as the markets have factored. I therefore expect markets to fall by around 10% in the coming fortnight but thereafter start a slower upward movement as financials start reporting in early November.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Thinking of having kids?
Monday, September 28, 2009
The KenGen Ksh15bn bond beneficiaries
- Retail investors:- despite a drop in inflation, its unlikely that it'll go below double figures before 2012. That means that in real terms, a retail investor will be making a loss from investing a Ksh100k of his in the bond. Although its unusual in Kenya, you may not be able to get the full principal in the first 2 years. It'll be 2017 before you double your money.
- High net worthy: If you have Ksh5m and the risk-aversion of a typical elderly investor, then the 12% is sound return. However, NSe shares pay over 10% in dividend alone.
- Money market fund managers: will love this bond because it make them very competitive against savings accounts.
- KenGen shareholders: interest payment of just over a Ksh1bn will hit the P&L every year. In the first few years, there will be no concomitant revenue from the project to offset this. Something to ponder?
- Electricity consumers: should hopefully see fewer rationing episodes.
Living abroad: When in Rome...?
- we like our drink and driving. In most of the western countries, this is a huge no no and is a deportable offence. I've lost count
- The law is the law. Lots of black and white situations (i.e. no room for your interpretation) across the bureaucracy.
- Lack of papers means many of us do a lot of underground/menial jobs with no bank accounts and the like.
- Strong motherland bias in investing.
- Loneliness- no weekend relas or easygoing friends...Race is an issue
- Living costs are 4 times higher than Nai in some cities abroad
- Family life is not easy. No mboch or you get expensive childcare. Discipline your kids at your own risk.
- Relas in the motherland expect instant returns adding to the stress.
- Failure to appreciate social situations especially awkward pc ones.
- A significant proportion of our students never complete because of economic situations-note that in some countries students are only allowed to work for given number of hours e.g. 16 per week in the UK.
- Cramped or unhealthy accommodation.
- and the worst, getting ripped off by relas when you entrust them to look after your ventures in the motherland.
- And expecting the law to be on your side in the motherland...
- If you are a prospective student, think not about what your mate is doing but what is your calling. That way, you will be able to endure.
- If you are a student, aim high because lecturers and tutors can be your best reference for jobs in your study nation. Some countries are now giving students 1 yr job visas. Its an awesome situation to make yourself indispensable to your employer.
- If there is a job opening, stay out of office politics, pray your boss gives you the portfolio your qualification deserves and work hard like a Kenyan. You'll shine.
- If you are here for a visit/a few £s, learn what can jobs pay with minimum farce and supervision.
- The west is an individualistic society. Take the opportunity to build and discover you.
- If you can get married and appreciate the cost and difficulties of bringing up your kids here, do so especially if you are a guy. Otherwise, the pubs are waiting to drink your sweat.
Monday, September 21, 2009
KACC: Prevent, Convict & Recover Assets vs Corruption
While many have focused on the kibz illegality (in spirit and law) in re-appointing Ringera, we've overlooked the criteria by which we should evaluate his tenure and KACC's in general. On this criteria, KACC either be closed or revamped as something completely different. Summarising KACC's functions leaves with3 core ones against which you can evaluate its success
- Prevention: by educating; campaigns; facilitating whistleblowing; following up and taking forward credible complaints of corruption. And probably the easiest, using the public wealth declaration forms to pursue GoK employees. Corruption is far worse now than it was in 2003 when KACC came into being. I know and I'm sure others know many who went to parliament in 2002 as paupers and are fabulously rich today. Murungaru is an example. He was facing an auction in October 2002, but today he is... So where is KACC?
- Convicting of the corrupt: This is more the role of the Ag and DPP, but do note that KACC has to present fool-proof evidence of corruption. Crucially, note that KACC can institute civil proceedings where it has evidence that taxpayers money has gone missing via corrupt actions. On either fronts, it has not done so. Even it has presented evidence, I believe only Margaret Gachara has ever been convicted of corruption and even in her case, KACC never went ahead to recover assets.
- Recover of Assets: Biggest failure in my books. From Goldenberg, Ndung'u commission, Anglo-Leasing there has been evidence that taxpayers money was diverted to private pockets. I believe Ksh78bn was mentioned for Goldenberg alone. Ksh4bn that it has recovered is probably what KACC has spent since 2003.
On the above criteria, its fairly obvious that KACC has failed and we need to move on...
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
NSE: where is hope?
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
It was a u/v curve

Today 1 year ago was a fairly traumatic day not least for Lehman Brothers folk who turned up to work only to be told no pay no job et al. While there is generally little sympathy for big bank-bursting bonus earning folk getting made redundant, the effects were felt world-wide and are of course still reverberating today with many unit trusts and hedge funds who had or offered clients exposure to Lehman Brothers' structured products suffering.
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Aligning bank's size to the economy
After you've
- set required capital ratios
- asked banks to holds capital against every balance sheet
- hold the right type of capital- unencumbered permanent share capital
- request a "will"
- request banks' single counterparty exposure be limited to a multiple of capital
You still won't have tackled the largest elephant in the room so to speak. That is banks that are so large that you don't want them to fail because the cost of rescuing is too prohibitive. Socially, financially, economically locally and maybe even globally, these banks become a threat with economies of scale outweighed by externalities.